F r i d a y , D e c e m b e r 1 2 , 2 0 0 8Today the B.O.P introduces a guest columnist to their ranks. As our very first guest columnist he has a very special message to one of our very special members:
Verily, Keith today is the anniversary of the day of your birth! O Keith you have reached the age of twenty five, I thought I would never see the day! Har har! I was punning there! Since I am a god, space and time do not concern me! Har har! O I remember how gayly I sat decked at sunset on midsummers eve, the day of my birth! O memories!
Though you have not see me, your former step brother, for years your business is still my concern! I dream of the day when we can run arms akimbo to each other and embrace! Reunited, we shall be! Ahh the day. We will once...Fuck...sorry man, the barbaric Loki is at his abominable ways again and I am called upon to heed his evil deeds! Fuck I hate this god shit sometimes...
I wish of you the happiest of birthdays O my brother!
--Tim, step brother of Keith, adopted son of Odin (Chief god of Asgard)
