This time around the customer of week is a little bit different. Instead of focusing on poorly chosen outfits(although, he had one) or mental aptitude(he had none), we'll focus on an area that plagues many of Compounds customers: a total lack of dignity!
CUSTOMER OF THE WEEK: Suburban white kid desperate for creditability!!!
I know you can't really see him, but this kid, armed with moms credit card and sans dignity, showed what living in the 'burbs is really about: A desperate struggle for credibility while simultaneously arguing with your mom via Iphone about how much you can spend.
He did buy two recently reviewed Nike tees(giving him a median average of 6.875 on the streetwear scale), and ponder whether the pink on the shoes and hoodie matched(they didn't), along with many other mind numbingly inane questions.
I usually feel conflicted when people buy this stuff. I don't have to look at it any more, but someone has to own it...you could even call it a feeling of guilt. But not this time.
Oh, and for the record I told him the pinks did match.
Ira: 1
Suburbs: 0
Update: Warrant out for Isaiah rider(not that that's unusual or anything...)
Yep, Zaya didn't show up for his arraignment this morning.
--Ira
Source: TMZ
Monday, April 28, 2008
Customer of the Week!!!
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2 comments:
creditability = not a word
yeah, but localebrity is
- ian b.
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