Back 2 The Playoffs!

S a t u r d a y , A p r i l 1 8 , 2 0 0 9

The Blazers return to the Playoff Spotlight tonight against the Houston Rockets. Hopefully we get some live feedback via Twitter from our on site correspondents and fans Ira & Nick. They will be taking in the game at the Rose Garden while the injury ridden, vocally challenged me sits it out! Have Fun you guys!

I'm ready for a big Blazer win tonight and excited to see how they fair in a playoff situation which our Blazers haven't faced since '03. Hell, only Steve Blake and Joel "Ghostface" Przybilla have seen post-season action for our team. This should be a fun, intense and physical match-up. Stay tuned!

TIP OFF: 7:30pm



-Keith

Slumpbuster

F r i d a y , F e b r u a r y 2 7 , 2 0 0 9

Seems like I haven't made a post in days! I've been taking pictures, just no posts . . . so in good fashion . . . a slumpbuster! A little about Slumpbusters (and this post in a nutshell). . . They usually don't look good, they seem stupid, you regret them as soon as you're done, but hopefully they get you back into the normal groove.

Hecklewood Boards . . .

Thanks Mikey . . .

Compound Art . . .

Dell's take on Black History Month (had to get that in before March). . .

Move over Jump/Dunk/Sheed for the . . . Royman silhouette


My thoughts exactly!

-Cam

The NaviRoy!

T h u r s d a y , J a n u a r y 1 5 , 2 0 0 9

Last year about this time, the Portland Trailblazers sent out fun gifts to journalists and other executives who take place in the choosing of the remaining roster slots for the NBA All-Star game. The gift? An iPod shuffle equipped with a fun marketing ploy calling it the iRoy. The iRoy came complete with information, stats, and highlight videos of Brandon Roy, leader of the young Portland Trailblazers team. The Blazers staff scored, and Brandon Roy was named to his first All-Star team.

This year, there are two candidates from the Portland Trailblazers: Brandon Roy and LaMarcus Aldridge. As another attempt to have both players named to the team, Blazers staff sent out two packages this week to journalists and other NBA executives. The Blazers sent a Flip Video Camera fully stocked with all the highlights and stats of LaMarcus Alderidge in hopes of having him selected to his first All-Star team. The other gift? The NaviRoy. A fully functional Navigation System for cars and other motor vehicles of the sort. But of course they have to include something Roy related right? What do they do? Put Brandon Roy's face smack in the middle of the map. Instead of the small arrow posing as your car, moving along the map with some classic voice saying "Turn Right Here," you instead get Brandon Roy, voice and all. The NaviRoy also included a booklet reading "The Road Back to All-Star".

With both L.A. and BRoy having phenomenal (Weezy F. Baby and the F is for Phenomenal!) seasons, these polite and creative gifts should hopefully have the edge to have our boys selected this season.

You can read more about the Blazers All-Star gifts here.

-Dane

Today We Spell Redemption, B.L.A.Z.E.R.S.

W e d n e s d a y , D e c e m b e r 3 1 , 2 0 0 8

Ira and I were lucky enough to get some tickets to the Boston game that took place last night at the Rose Garden. Thanks Jenny for the tics! This was an astounding win for our young Trailblazers who were without my main man, AllStar Brandon Roy. The first two & half quarters it seemed hopeless for the guys but they were able to linger around, thanks to Steve Blake and his amazingness! Lamarcus wasn't playing very well at first, I think Garnett is really hard on him (pause.)

Birds Eye View of the game! Not great seats but not bad, I have eagle eye vision.



The play of the game that turned the Blazers play around came from Travis BLACKOUT Outlaw bamming on the Celtics after a Lamarcus Aldridge miss. Aldridge would go for 10 points in the fourth quarter and shoved KG in the head after KG gave him a little chin music during a dead ball. Both received technical fouls.



All in all it was a fun ass game and everybody afterwards hootin & hollerin slapping Hi-Fives with each other and yelling visciously at Celtics fans, it was awesome. Finally Ira gets to experience a Blazers victory in person!


-Keith

The most important election of the Year

 M o n d a y, N o v e m b e r 2 4 , 2 0 0 8

Did you vote? No . . . did you VOTE & not for that silly presidential thing for the other more important election "NBA All Star 09". It's that time of year again and we're trying our best to influence your vote. Your basic ballot should look something like this . . .

West:Guards: Brandon Roy (B. Roy), Who cares. Forwards:LaMarcus Aldridge (L. Aldridge), Who cares. Center: Greg Oden (G. Oden)

East: Stephon Marbury (he's like the A. Walker of '09), Who cares, Who cares, Who cares, Who cares

Also Don't forget to go to the official NBA All STAR 09 site to Write In: Rudy Fernandez.



Feel free to leave a comment with your all star candidates. It would be interesting to see who else is on our readers all star radar . . .

With any luck at least B Roy will make it two years in a row and will be joined for part of the weekend by rookies Rudy & Greg. Remember you can vote once a day . . . Let's swing the vote!

-Cam