F r i d a y, A u g u s t 8, 2 0 0 8This one goes out to...the B.O.P. itself (yes, itself, not ourselves, we're a hive organism -- kinda like the Borg from Star Trek). BOPvi.com has just had our ten thousandth unique viewer, and that my friends is a cause for celebration.
This post is dedicated to you mister IP 68.237.12.131, you Verizon Mobile user, you.
Oh, you didn't know we had a hyper sensitive tracking system did you? Well we DO and it tracks everything. If you got here through a roundabout clusterfuck, we know. If you were sent here to harass our dedicated staff about Arvydas Sabonis, we know. If you're from Malta, we know (and in that case we have an e-mail conference about it). So, not only is this post dedicated to Brooklyn, NY's mister 68.237.12.131 (YEAH, WE KNOW THAT TOO), but it's also dedicated to our viewers near and far. We'll start with far.
Countries/Areas Reached:
Bahamas
Belgium
Brazil
Canada
Chile
China
Czech Republic
England
Finland
Germany
Greece
Iceland
Iran
Japan
Mexico
Mongolia
Netherlands
Norway
Philippines
Poland
Portugal
Singapore
South America
Spain
Taiwan
Ok, so we're not going to celebrate those near us afterall, since it's so boring (I KID -- we depend on you!), but we WILL revel in some of our most disturbing and odd search engine referrers in our short history. The first three have searched and ended up here on many, many occasions.
Best Google Searches:
Shitty Vacations
Soulja Boy pimple
Isaiah Rider crotch grabbing
foxworthy redneck aptitude test
gaudiness
women's locker room shower cam.com"tits" (apparently we're high up there)
My favorite: Isiah Rider crotch grabbing. I immediately searched it, only to be dismayed when I realized it was his own crotch and not others...
Least favorite: WILLIAM LUCHESSI MAINE. William, I am sorry for anything I may have done to hurt or anger you.
BONUS FEATURE: One brilliantly entertaining night at the Fix we all chose X-men characters for each other (yeah, I know...), anyways here it is, presented to the world for the first time.
Camden as "Cyclops"
Dane as "Wolverine"
JT as "Professor X"
Keith as "Nightcrawler"
Nick as "Iceman"
And yours truly? I was Gambit, of course.
--Ira
6 comments:
that x-men list is actually pretty damn acurate, both on abilities and looks... thats...uh... coincidental...
^Yeah,I thought Cam looked like the guy in the pic, too.
Ira How long ago was that pic? must be from last winter ... U have one of those gay runners head sock/warmers on. And that chick is obviously way hotter than your current lady.
Cam
Meh, I don't see how Nick and Keith fit as Nightcrawler and Iceman...Maybe Keith could be Juggernaut and Nick could be Rogue.
-Dane
^you're gonna make Keith the only bad guy!?!
Lets be honest. I understand why I'm Nightcrawler now. It's because I'm the sensitive one who thinks about the people and deals with internal conflict emotionally! (i sound like such a 9ussy)
But then I transport sucker punch you!!!
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