Crimes In Streetwear History: Vol. ArabParrot

Since there's nothing more that I enjoy than reading over the top sarcasm...The Arab Parrot is usually a good source of entertainment.

I thought I'd highlight a handful of disastrous outfits that people were caught wearing in public. Not only did they wear such garbage...it's OBVIOUS that each multi-item monstrosity was calculated and pre-planned. It's almost the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.

Let's start with this jerk.

Those glasses? Yes -- they're simply a rectangle as frames. And remember when Mikey swore bandanas were IT? I told you you'd realize one day how much of a jackass you looked like. (btw -- Nice boardshorts tough guy.)





















The 80's Kids are nobody's favorite...but merging 10Deep & Video Game controller belt buckles is where I draw the line. Don't get any ideas Cam.













And then there's this guy. I don't think this is what Buggin Out had in mind for the future.






















Holy hell.

Just when you thought color couldn't shame a shoe any worse...this guy actually pulls it off. Yes people -- those ARE Dunk Hi's. He almost looks like a creepy Streetwear Hamburglar. Nice flip-phone weirdo. I was trying to figure out the most "normal" item he's rocking....but the reward is still out there if you can name it.








































This doesn't really have anything to do with streetwear -- other than falling under the fucking hideous category. I didn't think it could get worse than the families with matching outfits at Disney Land or other shitty vacations....but this not only scores you lower on the Man Scale than Doug Christie...but you're now also in the same category as losers who own Dual Bikes. Yeeeeeesh. I guess the one redeeming factor to shopping in the "Men AND Women" section is the fact that this guy is pulling unbelievably well for himself.
























-Nick