The B.O.P. Invites YOU to DESTROY DESTROY

That's right...absolutely awful Portland-based streetwear brand DESTROY is holding another "event" this Friday. (Oh, excuse me, they're a real streetwear brand now...no longer do they depend on Myspace anymore.) There's sure to be hideous past-their-prime hipster girls, Heidi's sister in some performing capacity that the flyer image I was sent happened to cut off, and of course an abundance of douchebaggery from Hawthorne's spewed-out cool guys. You're probably thinking..."There's no way in HELL I'll show up. Why should I go when I could be watching the premier of Sandler's Zohan?"

Answer: Free Beer.













We encourage all guests to make fools of themselves, accidentally steal hoodies, "view art," and then realize you're still probably the coolest guy in the house.

Remember...DESTROY's claim to fame stems from such classics as their infamous 'Rapin Chix' tee.




























I also personally take offense to their 100% Ikea-bought store fixtures and set-up.

That's my move.

-Nick