"Do y'all got exclusives?"

I know we haven't posted in a few days, so I'll leave you with a few thirst quenchers via Compound's customers.

















"Baby is that Hundreds shirt I got you extra large or extra extra large?"

"Double."

"Cuz they got some phat ones right here."

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"Are these the Nike SB's or the dunks?"

"Those are Court Forces."

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As I start folding shirts next to a couple customers:

Suburban kid/burgeoning cool guy #1: I blew, like, four hundreds bucks when we were at True last time.

Suburban kid/burgeoning cool guy #2: Oh yeeeah, it's sooo easy to do.

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A guy in his early thirties walks into the store, goes directly to a sale table and picks up the caol uno footscapes. It's obvious at this point that he knows exactly what he is looking for.

"Are these Blazers SB's?"

"No they aren't, those are Footscapes."

"What do Blazer SB's look like?"

"The look just like Blazers, but with a different insole."

[Dejected]: "Oh."

Shenanigans will continue as normal tomorrow, perhaps there will be a CoW of epic proportions (foreshadowing!?!) or perhaps not (bait and switch!?!).

--Ira