Customer of the Week!!!

Yes, there's been a drought (da drought?) in CoW's in the past month or so, but fear not. The sun is beginning to peak out in Portland and with it comes a cadre of awful, awful human beings.

Customer of the week: X-mas Wigger!!!



Add one part green tall tee, one part 503 fitted hat and a pinch of red du-rag and you've got yourself a recipe for CoW.

X-mas wigger is a little bit more of a discerning customer than you might realize. At first, you'd think his outfit is just thrown together, but really it's his machismo and forthright bravado that allow this outfit to work. You see, the green of his shirt matches with the Portland theme of his hat. But what of the red, you wonder? The red represents the anger of the minorities and the struggles that they face. Which, of course, is why he awkwardly stops and tries to befriend minorities on the street, a gesture that truly unifies his Portland based theme.

--Ira