Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Cabo San Ruckus!!!

A little less than two weeks after making their first tournament birth ever, Portland State's Men's basketball team has officially arrived in college sports' big time.














"I kind of lead the way, leading by example."
-Jeremiah Dominguez

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, two PSU players are in talks to enter into a guilty plea (which will allow the players to return to the US, but possibly face civil charges) in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico for nearly beating a man to death. Scott Morrison, the team's senior center, beat the hell out of a man nearly a foot shorter and eighty pounds lighter. Go get'em, Scotty...MEANWHILE...Big Sky MVP Jeremiah Dominguez ran from, was tackled by and was repeatedly punched by local police (they do things a 'lil differently down south). Atta boy.

Hours earlier the victim, Kyle Meagher, wouldn't let Morrison and Dominguez into the VIP section of a club. Which apparently prompted his beating (double points, guys). Morrison was charged with the brunt of the damage, while Dominguez was only charged with evading police.

Meagher had 8 screws placed into his jaw and won't be able to eat meat for about a year.

--Ira

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Now don't you all feel shamed for the MISPRINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Check out youtube cabo punch to see the real sequence of events!